I want you to look at her closely and be inspired. Believe that perfection is possible. Whether you are rolling that poison dough at the mall’s pretzel shop, or selling eighths to middle-schoolers, greatness can be achieved. They say, where there is a will, there is a way. Damnit, it’s true. Don’t limit yourself. Don’t set low standards. Just because practically everyone you know is a sad justification for human existence, doesn’t mean you ought be one too. Shine on you crazy carbon.